You are Wash.
Not only are you a great pilot, you are also the joker of the group. Your devotion to your wife is admirable, though you sometimes feel insecure. Thank god you shaved off your moustache.
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Faust's Fantastically Fantasmagoric Forum 
You are the beautiful, sexy woman that Jayne falls for even though Max flirts with him shamelessly.
Quizzes just seem to give me unique results–especially where Jayne is concerned.
“You are the woman in Jayne’s bunk pay no attention to that usurper Kym.”
Wow, this quiz’s results are so accurate.
:::whistling:::
Max has serious mental delusions. Pity her.
My Catholic up-bringing does make me want to take pity on the mentally unbalanced.
It also makes me want to offer them ice cream. Max??
You better save that ice cream for Kym she needs it more than I do.
Well, I guess that all depends on who actually ends up in Jayne’s bunk, doesn’t it?
Like I said, better save the ice cream for Kym.
:Snuggling closer to sexy man arms: mmmmmmmm!
Well, thank God I’d be busy flying the ship, because I do not want to get stuck in the middle of this ruckus.
Although…
Kym stole your dinosaurs too.
Oh, that is not cool! Okay, I’m on Max’s side now.
I conspired with Zoe to tuck them into her teddy. Have fun finding them.
Jayne and I wanted to have another couple making humming sounds so we wouldn’t be so conspicuous.
I believe the ante has officially been upped. Ball’s in your court, Max.
Well you know that is made up Jayne has never worried about being conspicuous in his life. Well except in the mudder town.
Hmm…a valid point. Mal was right: relationships between crew members do complicate matters.
Well, of course, Jayne doesn’t care for himself. He’s just a gentlemen for me.
Psst, I’m not a crew member so the relationship isn’t complicated yet.
Well. I have given this some thought. I cannot outlast Kym in a war of words because Kym is tenacious and really good at debate. And it is not a good idea to wrestle Kym, because she is taller than I am and also has a black belt. So, I only have one recourse. I am just going to have to shoot her.
You have given this a good deal of thought. I admire that. I also admire a dame packing heat. Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
“Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.”
LOL! I appreciate the impulse.
Ha! I’m here to serve. You…and your dimples.
Oooh guys did I stop by at a bad moment? I’ll leave.
Psst Max, Jayne says that I don’t have to shoot, he’ll do it for me but my sig sauer’s pretty sweet I can probably take care of myself.
On the other hand, I haven’t shot it in so long I can’t even remember if it has a safety;>
Sigs have safeties. Glocks do not.
:::whistling:::
Well, maybe Jayne will mourn over my poor wounded body for more than a minute or two.
“Sigs have safeties. Glocks do not.”
I’ll be in my bunk!
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