You are Wash.
Not only are you a great pilot, you are also the joker of the group. Your devotion to your wife is admirable, though you sometimes feel insecure. Thank god you shaved off your moustache.
“I am a leaf on the wind…”
March 14, 2008 · 29 Comments
Categories: TV · humor · quizzes · random shit · sci-fi
Tagged: character quiz, Firefly, Wash
29 responses so far ↓
Kym // March 14, 2008 at 11:14 pm
You are the beautiful, sexy woman that Jayne falls for even though Max flirts with him shamelessly.
Kym // March 14, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Quizzes just seem to give me unique results–especially where Jayne is concerned.
max // March 14, 2008 at 11:59 pm
“You are the woman in Jayne’s bunk pay no attention to that usurper Kym.”
Wow, this quiz’s results are so accurate.
:::whistling:::
Kym // March 15, 2008 at 12:08 am
Max has serious mental delusions. Pity her.
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 12:23 am
My Catholic up-bringing does make me want to take pity on the mentally unbalanced.
It also makes me want to offer them ice cream. Max??
max // March 15, 2008 at 12:46 am
You better save that ice cream for Kym she needs it more than I do.
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 12:47 am
Well, I guess that all depends on who actually ends up in Jayne’s bunk, doesn’t it?
max // March 15, 2008 at 12:53 am
Like I said, better save the ice cream for Kym.
Kym // March 15, 2008 at 1:15 am
:Snuggling closer to sexy man arms: mmmmmmmm!
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 1:20 am
Well, thank God I’d be busy flying the ship, because I do not want to get stuck in the middle of this ruckus.
Although…
max // March 15, 2008 at 1:30 am
Kym stole your dinosaurs too.
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 1:31 am
Oh, that is not cool! Okay, I’m on Max’s side now.
Kym // March 15, 2008 at 1:59 am
I conspired with Zoe to tuck them into her teddy. Have fun finding them.
Kym // March 15, 2008 at 2:00 am
Jayne and I wanted to have another couple making humming sounds so we wouldn’t be so conspicuous.
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 2:09 am
I believe the ante has officially been upped. Ball’s in your court, Max.
max // March 15, 2008 at 5:15 am
Well you know that is made up Jayne has never worried about being conspicuous in his life. Well except in the mudder town.
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 8:31 am
Hmm…a valid point. Mal was right: relationships between crew members do complicate matters.
Kym // March 15, 2008 at 11:54 am
Well, of course, Jayne doesn’t care for himself. He’s just a gentlemen for me.
Kym // March 15, 2008 at 11:55 am
Psst, I’m not a crew member so the relationship isn’t complicated yet.
max // March 15, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Well. I have given this some thought. I cannot outlast Kym in a war of words because Kym is tenacious and really good at debate. And it is not a good idea to wrestle Kym, because she is taller than I am and also has a black belt. So, I only have one recourse. I am just going to have to shoot her.
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 10:54 pm
You have given this a good deal of thought. I admire that. I also admire a dame packing heat. Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
max // March 15, 2008 at 10:57 pm
“Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.”
LOL! I appreciate the impulse.
Dan // March 15, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Ha! I’m here to serve. You…and your dimples.
Kym // March 16, 2008 at 1:44 am
Oooh guys did I stop by at a bad moment? I’ll leave.
Psst Max, Jayne says that I don’t have to shoot, he’ll do it for me but my sig sauer’s pretty sweet I can probably take care of myself.
Kym // March 16, 2008 at 1:46 am
On the other hand, I haven’t shot it in so long I can’t even remember if it has a safety;>
max // March 16, 2008 at 3:03 am
Sigs have safeties. Glocks do not.
:::whistling:::
Kym // March 16, 2008 at 3:46 am
Well, maybe Jayne will mourn over my poor wounded body for more than a minute or two.
Dan // March 16, 2008 at 6:18 am
“Sigs have safeties. Glocks do not.”
I’ll be in my bunk!
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